Singularity to Launch from Adult Chat Room

You heard it here first.  Based on this story about a chatbot passing the Turing Test, clearly the Vingean Singularity is just around the corner.  CyberLover will acquire self-awareness soon after the Russian identity thieves deploy it on existing Russian botnets.  Transcendence, and a technological singularity, is just a short hop and a jump from that point.  Have fun chatting!